Thursday, January 30, 2014

The Vacuum Rap.


For this month's installment of the Pure Air Blog tour I was asked to share my own personal Miele story. After five months of writing about vacuums, I figured, what better way to share my story than with a song? And by "song" I mean a very amateur rap. We're talking amateur with a capital "A." 

Let's just say I do not see a career in hip hop taking off any time soon. I'll happily stick to keeping house and raising my family but I do have to say, "Snoop Puffy AP" does have a pretty nice ring to it, no?



In case you'd like the lyrics to sing along:

The Vacuum Rap


My name is AP 
And I'm here to say, 
I love my Miele
More and more every day.

I've owned other vacuums
Even gotten one for free
But let me be the first to say
My Miele completes me.

Our first vacuum sucked
And I don't mean very well,
Our second vacuum did the job
But always left a smell.

We use our Miele Upright
Each and every day
Working or playing,
You better hear what I'm sayin'

Crafting with the boys
Or in the kitchen cooking dinner
The Miele always has been
A number one winner.

In the playroom or the den,
This vacuum scores a perfect ten!
Purifying all the air
Sucking up dirt, dust and hair.
Area rugs and hardwoods, 
carpet and more
My S7 Upright 
Really does the chore.

A J.D. Power winner,
Two years in a row,
Those associates are right-
They're really in the know!

This isn't just another rap,
I'm really here to say,
As a busy mom and wife,
This vacuum really changed my life!

Word to your mother.

Interested in learning more about Miele and their fantastic line of home care products? You can check out my previous posts here, here, here and here


I was selected for this opportunity as a member of Clever Girls Collective and the content and opinions expressed here are all my own.

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